*** Attention ***
It's that time again!
As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for two weeks in order to allow us to clean it.
We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.
We thank you for your cooperation,
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